rn
Identity theft
Letters impersonate other letters. “rn” becomes “m.” Zero and O enter witness protection.
/ AN UNNECESSARY TYPEFACE
A display font engineered to destroy résumés, wedding invitations, warning labels, restaurant menus, and otherwise functional communication.
VERSION 0.1PRICE DIGNITYBADNESS 1,000,000
EVIDENCE #0001DO NOT IMPROVE
DESIGNER
DISAPPROVED
DISAPPROVED
TYPOGRAPHIC INCIDENT REPORT
“Every glyph has unresolved personal issues.”
01 / THE CRIME LAB
Adjust the chaos. Abuse the language. Reroll until every letter looks like it came from a different bad decision.
10 RANDOM TEXT ANIMATIONS — KEEP PRESSING
LIVE EVIDENCE CONTAINMENT FAILED
LEGIBILITY 3%DIGNITY 0%DESIGNER RAGE MAX
03 / FEATURES, ALLEGEDLY
Each feature solves a problem nobody had, then introduces several more.
Ww
Style whiplash
Every glyph believes it belongs to a different family, decade, operating system, and birthday card.
AaAa
Baseline betrayal
Letters float, sink, stagger, and occasionally attempt to leave the sentence entirely.
AV
Hostile kerning
Some pairs overlap until they become one organism. Others refuse to acknowledge each other.
03 / CHARACTER WITNESSES
Every character is a character.
04 / RELEASE THE FONT
Put Regret Sans on a logo. Send it to a client. Use it in a legal document. We cannot stop you. We have already tried.
- Desktop fontOTF + TTF
- Web fontWOFF2 + CSS
- DocumentationINSTALL GUIDE
- Usage termsLICENSE INCLUDED
REGRET SANSV0.1
PAY $5 one time
One-time purchase. No subscription. No quality control.
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- All Regret Sans updates and revisions
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05 / DAMAGE CONTROL
Is Regret Sans actually worse than Comic Sans?
That is the only measurable design goal. Early tests indicate catastrophic success.
Can I use it for professional work?
You can. The more important question is whether you should.
Why does the same letter keep changing?
Consistency creates trust. Regret Sans considers trust a vulnerability.
Who made this?
Regret Sans was conceived, badly supervised, and released into society by AiMadScientist × Dopa.Cat × PremiumAi.Solutions.